These quick thoughts are getting addictive to do.. Feels like a monologue from David Letterman, Jay Leno or Conan O' Brien except our one-liners are a higher percentage funny and no dirty (and sloppy) dozen writers needed to write the jokebombs. So without further ado, Here we go....
Senate cancels recess to work on debt ceiling (CNN) -- Good Call. Mitch McConnell looks in no shape to be playing dodgeball. Poor ole' goat.
US Caught China Buying More Treasurys Than Disclosed (CNBC) -- Chinese entities hold at least $1.115 trillion in U.S.debt; 26% of the paper issued by Washington. Guess we know who owns who.
Fed's Massive Stimulus Had Little Impact: Greenspan (CNBC) -- He said the $2 trillion in QE over the past 2 years had done little to loosen credit and boost the economy. Amazing how honest one can be in retirement vs being a Master Liar when Fed Chair.
Skills gap' leaves firms without worker pipeline (AP) -- Oh my God.. you mean.. Companies may Actually have to.. Nooo... Take the time... Company Time... to Train new workers?? Nooo!!!
Colleges increase tuition after state cuts (CNN) -- One student protester's sign summed it best: "Fine, I'll just be a Stripper!" Who said Americans have lost their ingenuity?
NBA Owners Set Lockout (WSJ) -- First no NFL Football, now no NBA basketball.. Thank goodness fer hockey, Ehh?
Dealerships spruce up: Cappuccino while you wait? (AP) -- I'm looking to buy a second car but holding out until I find a dealer who will give me footsie rubs and extra mini-marshmallows in my cocoa.