Another Recession Is 'One Small Shock Away' (CNBC) -- "The US economy is teetering on the brink of a second recession—not a double-dip—even though the stock market remains strong." Hmm, wonder what would a strong US economy with super-weak market be called.. Nirvana?
U.S. recognizes Libyan rebel group as legitimate government (WSJ) -- This allows the rebels to access billions of dollars in Libyan assets in U.S. banks. What a comedy of errors this is going to be when (cough) I mean 'if' NATO loses and is forced to re-recognize Gadhafi.. Oopsie~
Evangelicals Urge Perry to Enter Race (WSJ) -- They're quite impressed with the Texas governor's pro-life record involving the unborn and his success rate in lethally injecting & electrocuting the already-born.
Democrat Wisdom: Raising Taxes Doesn't Add Revenue (CNBC) -- Tax revenue can only come from 3 sources: the poor who are struggling to make it, the middle class who are struggling to keep it and the wealthy who are struggling to hide it.
Why Some Students Are Saying 'No' to Student Loans (Fox Business) -- "The average borrower in the 2009-2010 school year took out $8,008 in federal loans" Meanwhile, the average Intelligent young adult took out none.
Murdoch says sorry to murdered girl’s parents (RT.com) "G'day.. sorry for your loss. Shame all this had to happen. I know what loss is like too.. Just lost my paper, 'News of the World' last week. Real Bummah.. Well.. G'day"
BBC Journalists Strike to Protest Planned Job Cuts (NY Times) -- Psst, BBC guys, I know they say the pen is mightier than the sword, but if you encounter police thugs in your protest, perhaps penknives are preferred.
Seinfeld Makes Twitter Debut (Huffington) -- "All tweets will begin 'Did you ever notice' and end with 'What's up with that?!' even when Jerry is not trying to make a point. Ex: 'Did you ever notice I'm not funny.. What's up with that?!'
J-Lo and Marc Anthony Spilt Up (IMDB) -- Seems J-Lo fell deep & madly in love with another: Her career.